Help! I’m Trapped in Shanghai!
Please send pizza
4 min readApr 6, 2022
I woke up to the sound of my alarm blaring at 5:50 this morning, yanking me from a blissful pizza-centred dream. I wanted to switch it off, pull up the covers, and try to force my dream back, but I knew I couldn’t. I didn’t want to spend yet another day cranky because I hadn’t eaten enough solid food, so my partner and I forced ourselves into a seated position and readied our…